guitarbeard:

guitarbeard:

Guy who hates magic so much, I mean absolutely fucking detests it with all his heart, that it just has no effect when used on him

“Magic is fucking stupid, you’ve gotta be the lamest dork alive to use it”

*Wizard on the verge of tears after failing 8 consecutive times to cast a lightning bolt on this guy* “No it’s…. no it’s not….”

godivaghoul:

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honk honk

utopians:

GUARDS! Recede that man’s hairline

sawtheyellowsign:

weepingwidar:

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Peter Ferguson (Canadian, 1968) - Pastoral (n.d.)

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inkysparrow:
“dimetrodone:
“African elephant calves vs Asian elephant calves
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Very Accurate
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inkysparrow:
“dimetrodone:
“African elephant calves vs Asian elephant calves
”
Very Accurate
”

inkysparrow:

dimetrodone:

African elephant calves vs Asian elephant calves 

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Very Accurate

oracle-fae:

via

grillmasterxbbq:

grillmasterxbbq:

sorry catholics but the best version of ave maria is the one from cowboy bebop

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ok im gonna try again. catholics huff my balls, the best version of ave maria is the one from cowboy bebop

guitarbeard:

guitarbeard:

Guy who hates magic so much, I mean absolutely fucking detests it with all his heart, that it just has no effect when used on him

“Magic is fucking stupid, you’ve gotta be the lamest dork alive to use it”

*Wizard on the verge of tears after failing 8 consecutive times to cast a lightning bolt on this guy* “No it’s…. no it’s not….”

dogposts:

Just using the dog’s ear as a blanket..

protectyourdarlings:

multishipperpirateking:

famosoentrescalles:

tikkety-tok:

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Love how they’re absolutely mugging to the camera but it’s shot in a way that says this is a nature documentary and we are observing these men in thier natural habitat.
Anyway I stole their gender

omg is that the rasputin guy??

randomslasher:

bygodstillam:

splend-42:

cundtcake:

kookaburra refusing to budge

Kookaburra sits IN THE GODDAMN WAY

on the moving window he will play

Leave, Kookaburra leave, Kookaburra causing a delay

super-cute-posts:

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Credit

c-53:

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notahorseindisguise:

midnight-revelation:

hiveswap:

notahorseindisguise:

mysticorset:

notahorseindisguise:

the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like “oh no… what have i done…. shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!” and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like “oh shes soooo weird” but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

iamaweatherphenomenon:
“ headspace-hotel:
“ mapsontheweb:
“Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America
”
In Nebraska it’s illegal to talk about the ocean
”
i showed this to my dad and he said “nebraskans should stay in nebraska...
iamaweatherphenomenon:
“ headspace-hotel:
“ mapsontheweb:
“Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America
”
In Nebraska it’s illegal to talk about the ocean
”
i showed this to my dad and he said “nebraskans should stay in nebraska...

iamaweatherphenomenon:

headspace-hotel:

mapsontheweb:

Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America

In Nebraska it’s illegal to talk about the ocean

i showed this to my dad and he said “nebraskans should stay in nebraska because the culture shock of talking to people who know what the ocean is would kill them instantly” and im not over it