Guy who hates magic so much, I mean absolutely fucking detests it with all his heart, that it just has no effect when used on him
“Magic is fucking stupid, you’ve gotta be the lamest dork alive to use it”
*Wizard on the verge of tears after failing 8 consecutive times to cast a lightning bolt on this guy* “No it’s…. no it’s not….”
honk honk
GUARDS! Recede that man’s hairline
Guy who hates magic so much, I mean absolutely fucking detests it with all his heart, that it just has no effect when used on him
“Magic is fucking stupid, you’ve gotta be the lamest dork alive to use it”
*Wizard on the verge of tears after failing 8 consecutive times to cast a lightning bolt on this guy* “No it’s…. no it’s not….”
Just using the dog’s ear as a blanket..
Love how they’re absolutely mugging to the camera but it’s shot in a way that says this is a nature documentary and we are observing these men in thier natural habitat.
Anyway I stole their genderomg is that the rasputin guy??
Kookaburra sits IN THE GODDAMN WAY
on the moving window he will play
Leave, Kookaburra leave, Kookaburra causing a delay
the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like “oh no… what have i done…. shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!” and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like “oh shes soooo weird” but shes just normal
Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids
NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America
In Nebraska it’s illegal to talk about the ocean
i showed this to my dad and he said “nebraskans should stay in nebraska because the culture shock of talking to people who know what the ocean is would kill them instantly” and im not over it









